“We Never Wear Our Shoes In The House” – The Carpet Cleaning Version of “Freebird”.
If I had to put a number to how many times I've heard this phrase over the years, I'd have to guess a couple of hundred. I'm not a fan of wearing shoes at home either, as I have to wear them all day long, and I find removing them once I get home much more relaxing. Here's a fun fact though: When arriving for a carpet cleaning appointment, I can rarely tell the difference between a household that removes their shoes at the door and one that…